Title: 5 Times Neal and El Tried to Get Peter to Lose The Suit and 1 Time They Succeeded (Prologue)
Author: briecheesie
Summary: Inspired by Shirtless!Peter!. If he's being honest, Neal has always thought Peter was kind of pudgy. In a cute, poke his stomach and he'll send you to jail instead of giggle kind of way. So when he stumbles in on Peter getting changed in the office's locker room, wearing only a towel, Neal realizes the true evil behind that shabby old suit and the crimes it has committed against humanity. Well, his humanity at least. And probably El's, too.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Peter/Neal with cheerleader!El
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Author's Note: I think this might have started out as a full fledged fic, then I decided it was a good intro. And then I decided it was the perfect set up for a 5 Things fic, so here we have the pre-5 Things fic :)

( Jones gave him a look that might have meant either 'go on witcho bad self' or 'don't do anything stupid' and Neal saluted in a way that might have meant either, 'hell yeah, I will' or 'hell yeah, I will.' )

Sorry guys, it happened again. LJ hates me for god knows why.


I'm not up to manually making this public again, but I will if I have to. So I'll see if my LJ won't throw a bitchfit again.

Any recent posts I made in communities were deleted so...I'm not even gonna try again for a few weeks lol. So if I do post something again, I'll post it in my LJ anyway and will.....eventually get it to my communities.

For god knows why, my LJ had a hissy fit and locked all my posts to private and deleted any recent posts I made regardless of where I posted them.

So, all posts that were meant to be public (i.e fics and icons) should be on their way to getting there, but I actually may have to do it manually and it may take a bit lol.

Sorry! D:

I love having people friend me, but I hate for it to be because they think my posts are locked lol

Star Trek Headed Back To IMAX For 2nd Limited Run



In May JJ Abrams Star Trek movie opened for a limited run at IMAX theaters around the world, setting IMAX records. However the film was out of most IMAX theaters after a few weeks to make room for Night at the Museum. If you missed it you have another chance as IMAX just announced a second limited run of Star Trek at select theaters, starting this weekend.

Starting this weekend Star Trek: The IMAX Experience will begin playing at 85 theaters in the US and Canada. This new engagement will be limited. The next IMAX movie scheduled is Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs opening September 18th.

( THEATER LIST )

damn it, jim, he's a doctor, not a source

i totally missed seeing this bitch in IMAX the first time around. so fucking excited.

There was panic on the set of Criminal Minds when Mandy Patinkin, one of the most revered actors of his generation, decided he'd had enough of working on the show.
The impact of the decision hit his castmates hard because he'd consulted none of them before quitting. They all turned up for work one day 18 months ago to be told Patinkin was no longer their leading man.

A.J. Cook, who plays Jennifer Jareau, has confessed she was distressed by the news.
"I was really sad," she explained.

"I loved Mandy, I loved working with him. He was a lot of fun. He would sing and dance. He was just . . . he was our show.

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i can completely understand his reasoning, but the way he left was still kind of a bitch move. w/e, i like rossi more anyway tbh

Criminal Minds has tapped D.B. Sweeney for a six-episode arc, exec producer Ed Bernero confirms to me exclusively. “He’s playing a U.S. Marshal who’s brought in to help with a big [case] that arcs through the first part of the season,” Bernero reveals. “He’s a contemporary of our team and knows several members of our team really well.”

( News about Shemar and SPOILER for how Gube's injury is being written in. )

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I trust all you kids can figure out the spoiler lol. can't wait for september.

More footage from Supanova of Karl being a GQMF with a fan's sword (after dropping it at first, of course) :



( Trailer for a documentary about swords featuring Karl and Viggo Mortensen to give this post some relevance~ )

and more adorable pictures of Karl from Supanova, this time in bug-eyed sunglasses to make the world this post a brighter place.



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pictures courtesy of the lovely xxlittlebirdyxx

highlights:
- has signed on for at least two more Star Treks
- was originally in talks to play James Bond instead of Daniel Craig, but couldn't make the screen test because he was filming a movie
- is in serious negotiations to star in a relatively well-known/received graphic novel movie. he can't reveal what it is.
- likes to surf
- is adorable

( moar pics from that day, besides the microphone blow job pics )

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the vid is about a week old and he said news of the graphic novel movie deal, if it went through, would come out around now. ontd, i am expecting some sleuthing to either find it or figure out what movie it is

Title: Pacemaker
Author: briecheesie
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy (Potential Kirk/McCoy/Spock later on)
Rating: R
Summary: Response to st_xi_kink: I would just love a fic where one of the characters (pref bones, spock or kirk) has been captured and turned into a slave, and is found (traumatised) and rescued by the others several years later, not knowing who his rescuers are, and having to learn to trust them again. I'd love it to be any combination of Bones, Spock, Kirk, friendship or slash.
Warnings: Slave concepts (including implied: bdsm, non-con, torture, etc. nothing is outright described or detailed...at least in this chapter.)
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and never will be.

( pacemaker [n]: an electrical device for stimulating or steadying the heartbeat or reestablishing the rhythm of a failed heart )

Title: Denial Is a River in Egypt, But Also a Good Friend To Jim Kirk
Author: briecheesie
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Wherein Kirk's mother dies and Kirk's okay. Really. He's okay.
Response to st_xi_kink: bones/jim h/c. bonus points for jim spilling his soul to a disgruntled bartender
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and never will be.

( The news of his mother’s death arrives in the form of a hail; hurried and impersonal, detailed by a nameless Starfleet officer. )

Title: The One Where Scotty Wishes His Brain Was Bulimic
Author:briecheesie
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, Scotty/Sandwiches
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: CRACK.
Summary: Response to st_xi_kink: Tribble hunt! One of the little menaces goes missing and it's up to Scotty and Keenser to track it down before anyone notices and everything goes to hell. Naturally this means they have to burst into rooms/closets/turbolifts and accidentally catch their crewmates in all kinds of compromising positions.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and never will be.
Notes: This is a few weeks old, but I figure I'd post it anyway since I'm a fic whore :3

( This is why we cannae have nice things. )

Because I can't help what a Star Trek fic whore I am, I am in the midst of about four or five fics right now that I hope to finish by the end of the week. Or something. :3

Here are some teasers for the kink meme prompt ones, just because...I want to, idk :)

Kirk v. The Universe: Battle of the Sex Drive (Kirk/McCoy)
st_xi_kink prompt: Kirk decides to stop sleeping around so as to prove to Spock/Uhura/McCoy/whoever that he's interested in a real relationship and not just another fling.

Except it seems like it's against the laws of nature for Kirk to be celibate. Someone gets dosed with sex pollen and wants him to help work it off. Alien priestesses need his help for highly questionable rituals. People who turned him down years ago are suddenly interested in him.

Basically Kirk's trying not to be a slag, and the entire universe is trying to get in his pants.

( crack!fic number 1 straight ahead )


My Happy Place (Kirk/Gaila, Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, random assortment of other pairings)
st_xi_kink response: Every Federation starship of high enough rank has an Orion "Morale Officer," whose job is to "keep the crew's spirits up." Gaila is assigned to the Enterprise. Bonus if she not only takes care of her clients, but does a bit of matchmaking to lessen some of her workload. Double bonus if she arranges matches by compatible kinks, with total disregard to rank, gender, age, or previous history of the people involved.

( less cracky crack!fic number 2 straight ahead )


Pacemaker (Kirk/McCoy, hints of Kirk/McCoy/Spock maybe)
st_xi_kink response: I would just love a fic where one of the characters (pref bones, spock or kirk) has been captured and turned into a slave, and is found (traumatised) and rescued by the others several years later, not knowing who his rescuers are, and having to learn to trust them again.

I'd love it to be any combination of Bones, Spock, Kirk, friendship or slash, up to the author.

( angst!fic straight ahead )

Title: 5 Times Kirk Wanted to Smack-a-Bitch and One Time Bitch Got Served
Author:briecheesie
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Summary: Response to st_xi_kink: The five times Jim Kirk met Bones' ex-wife, and the one time he finally told her what's what.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and never will be.

( Countdown )

Title: 5 Times It Killed Him and One Time He Killed It
Author: briecheesie
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R
Warnings: ANGST LIKE A GQMF. Not a happy fic. Srsly.
Summary: Response to st_xi_kink: Five times Jim Kirk killed a man/person/alien and didn't want to, and the one time he totally did.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters and never will.
Notes: I have one more "5 Things"er for the meme coming later today because I'm so addicted to these things. And it'll be fluffy and happy (and maybe a little porny). I promise.

( 5 times... )

Title: 5 Times Kirk Didn't Spit It Out and One Time He Did
Author: briecheesie
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG
Summary: Response to xi kink meme prompt: The five times Jim Kirk Said I love you without actually saying the words, and the one time he actually said it.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and never will be.


(  I.L.O.V.E.U. )

Title: Waking Up In Vegala
Author: briecheesie
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What happens in Vegala, stays in Vegala. Except when it totally doesn't.
Word Count: 5,862
Disclaimer: Characters not mine, never will be.
Notes: A lot of Kirk/Bones marriage fics were requested at the xi kink meme and that, along with Katy Perry's "Waking Up In Vegas" being on the radio 24/7 gave me ideas~


( McCoy had known it was going to be a bad idea the instant the words passed through Jim’s insufferable mouth. )

Two adorable interviews with Mr. Karl Urban




( And Karl being precious on Attack of The Show )

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a little old, but i dug through the ontd search and didn't find them posted. his birthday was sunday, bbs. as such, belated birthday star trek/lotr/doom/wtfever love is encouraged and expected ty


ontd_startrek shout out for the .gif